burntlikethesun:

5th March 2005.

The day the Autons attacked.

thebirdandthebat:

WORLDS COLLIDING!

brilliantfantasticgeronimo:

“Doc, this town ain’t big enough for two time travele-“

“Oi! Nobody calls me “Doc”!”

waywardchangeling:

Paul and Storm perform George RR Martin song

George RR Martin, please write, and write faster
you’re not going to get any younger, you know
Winter is coming, I’m growing impatient
and you’ve still got two more damn books left to go.
So write, George, write like the wind.

I curse the day that my friend ever loaned me
An old dog-eared paperback called Game of Thrones
How could I know that this seed would grow into
an addiction that held me right down to my bones

Now, five books later, I lurk with the masses indignant,
entitled and waiting for more
that the great bearded glacier has finally published
900 more pages of crack for the nerds.
But why’s every verse of your song
keep taking you so goddamn long?

George RR Martin, please write, and write faster
Please give us boiled leather and sigils and steel
we need our allotment of incest and intrigue
and six page descriptions of every last meal
So write, George, write like the Wind!

Lewis took 5 years to chronicle Narnia
Tolkien had 12 years and Rowling took 10
Lucas spent nearly 3 decades on Star Wars
and we all know how that one turned out in the end

you’re not our bitch and you’re not a machine
and we don’t need to dictate how you spend your days
but please bear in mind, in the time that you had,
William Shakespeare churned out 35 frigging plays
and if you keep writing so slow
you’ll hold up the HBO show

(Musical interlude with the tv series theme)

George RR Martin, please write and write faster
cause we won’t stop whining until we’re appeased
crank out the chapters, and, George, while you’re at it,
stop killing our favorite characters, please
And write, George, write like the wind


George RR Martin, please write and write faster
before you are dead, George, please write like the wind.